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"You kick ass and get laid, and I push buttons."
-- General Skubal, telling our favorite detective why his job's just so manly (YUM!)

It was a hot, sultry Texas night when I first picked up a Mike Hammer novel ... licking my fingers as I leafed through its dog-eared pages, I felt a surge awakening within my loins. Chapter after chapter, here was a ass-kicking detective who walks like a man, talks like a man and gives it to every broad he meets -- like a man!

Simply put, this kitten was smitten. Me-yow!

Here's to author Mickey Spillane -- a man who knows what a woman wants, and who has fueled THIS dame's grainy, black-and-white fantasies from that day forward...

See if your favorite crime-fighter measures up. And if you're already a fan of Spillane's work -- or, like me, a lady who works her 'fan'-hood into fantasy -- feel free to drop me a line.

 -- Mary (a.k.a. Hammerlover)